And She Keeps us Laughing....

Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were lying next to each other? The first kid leans over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about; I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!" The second kid then asked the first kid, "What are you in here for?" The first kid responded, "I'm here for something called a 'circumcision.'" The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

	Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and oneach house I saw a banner." "What did it say on
	the banners?" Mr. Clinton asked. Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN." Mr. Clinton responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What did the banners say?" Saddam asked. "I don't know," replied President Clinton, "I can't read Hebrew."